1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,713 ("Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant playing) 2 00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,597 ♪ I was walking down the street ♪ 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,265 ♪ When out the corner of my eye ♪ 4 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,310 ♪ I saw a pretty little thing approaching me ♪ 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,437 ♪ She said, "I never seen a man ♪ 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,356 ♪ "Who looked so all alone ♪ 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,650 ♪ Oh, could you use a little company?" ♪ 8 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,486 ♪ Not even 15 minutes later, I'm still walking down the street ♪ 9 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,489 ♪ When I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight ♪ 10 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,407 ♪ And then he swept up from behind ♪ 11 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,242 ♪ He put a gun up to my head ♪ 12 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,328 ♪ He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight ♪ 13 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,997 ♪ He said, "Give me all you got ♪ 14 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,374 ♪ "I want your money, not your life ♪ 15 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,335 ♪ But if you try to make a move, I won't think twice" ♪ (siren wailing) 16 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,879 ♪ I told him, "You can have my cash ♪ 17 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,881 ♪ "But first you know I got to ask ♪ 18 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,632 ♪ What made you want to live this kind of life?" ♪ 19 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,969 ♪ He said there ain't no rest for the wicked ♪ 20 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,805 ♪ Money don't grow on trees ♪ 21 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,098 ♪ I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed ♪ 22 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,018 Turn the music down, sir. 23 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,352 ♪ There ain't nothing in this world for free... ♪ 24 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,897 Hey, cut the music. 25 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,481 (chuckling): I'm sorry. 26 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:05,858 (music volume decreases) 27 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,526 You know why I pulled you over? 28 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:10,029 Well, obviously, you felt the need to exercise 29 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,655 your limited powers and punish me 30 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,156 for ignoring the speed limit. 31 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,492 It's okay. I understand. 32 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,828 I-I like to punish people, too. 33 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,371 Or at least I used to. 34 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,707 License and registration. 35 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,542 (sighs) Coming right up. 36 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,168 ♪ Man creep out of sight ♪ 37 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,754 ♪ And then he swept up... ♪ 38 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,088 Are you trying to bribe me, sir? 39 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,674 Yes, of course. 40 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,385 ♪ He said, "Give me all you got..." ♪ 41 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,553 Is that not enough? 42 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,555 Take more. It's only money. 43 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,097 It's against the law, sir. 44 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:40,517 (chuckles) You people are funny about your laws, aren't you? 45 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,146 You break the law sometimes, don't you? 46 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,441 ♪ I said, "You're such a sweet young thing..." ♪ 47 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,109 Sometimes... 48 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,070 I put my siren on and drive really fast 49 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,738 for no reason at all, 50 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,239 just 'cause I can. 51 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,490 Right? 52 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,409 And why wouldn't you? It's fun. 53 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,244 It feels good to get away with something, doesn't it? 54 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,121 Yeah. 55 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,042 Uh, it's okay, Officer. 56 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,877 People like to tell me things, 57 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,589 those deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind. 58 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,924 It's a gift. 59 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:14,009 Must be something about this face. 60 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,012 You're tempted to keep that, aren't you? 61 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,264 Well, what are you waiting for, permission? 62 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,224 Go on, take it, buy yourself something pretty. 63 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,183 You deserve it. 64 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,897 But if you don't mind, I really must be on my way. 65 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,565 Oh, yeah, of course. 66 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,943 Hey, have a nice evening. 67 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:33,821 You, too, Officer. 68 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,823 You, too. (music volume increases) 69 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,075 ♪ "You can have my cash, but first you know I got to ask ♪ 70 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:40,911 ♪ What made you want to live this kind of life?" ♪ 71 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:44,581 ♪ He said there ain't no rest for the wicked ♪ 72 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,917 ♪ Money don't grow on trees ♪ 73 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:50,253 ♪ I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed ♪ 74 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,256 ♪ There ain't nothing in this world for free ♪ 75 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:57,176 ♪ Oh, no, there ain't no rest for the wicked ♪ 76 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,304 ♪ Until we close our eyes for good. ♪ Hey, boss. 77 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,223 ("Fame" by David Bowie playing) 78 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:14,277 ♪ Fame makes a man take things over ♪ 79 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:19,825 ♪ Fame lets him loose, hard to swallow ♪ 80 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:24,830 ♪ Fame puts you there where things are hollow ♪ 81 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,166 ♪ Fame... ♪ 82 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:29,168 Where have you been? 83 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,836 Oh, holed up in a château, 84 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,963 copulating with a young woman named Faith. 85 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,339 It's ironic, isn't it? 86 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,425 Thank you, Patrick. You can go. 87 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:41,722 (chuckles) 88 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,222 You little devil. 89 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,265 What? 90 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,018 I dropped something. 91 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,686 Well, I'm sure you did. 92 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,480 Now, Lucifer, I am a big fan of sex. 93 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,940 Obviously. 94 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,693 But I didn't leave Hell to be a bartender. 95 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,695 Shouldn't you be spending your valuable time 96 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,990 doing something more significant? 97 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,700 (scoffs) 98 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,994 You're the lord of Hell, for crying out loud. 99 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,329 I am retired, Maze. I've got nothing but time. 100 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,539 Thank you. 101 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,294 (music plays in slow motion) 102 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:20,385 (echoing): ♪ Fame, fame... ♪ 103 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,804 I think you have a visitor. 104 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,812 (sighs) 105 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,564 Amenadiel, how's it hanging, big guy? 106 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,274 Huh? 107 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:37,903 Your return to the Underworld has been requested. 108 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,613 Oh, right, okay. 109 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,281 Let me just, uh, check my calendar. 110 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,117 Yeah, here it is. 111 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,119 Uh, the seventh of never 112 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,037 through to the 15th of ain't-gonna-happen. 113 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,580 How does that work for you guys? 114 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,249 (sighs) 115 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,417 Look, remind Dad that I quit Hell 116 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,129 because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play. 117 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,588 I'm gonna warn you 118 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,090 against disrespecting our father, Lucifer. 119 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,591 Yeah, well, our father's been disrespecting me 120 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,675 since the beginning of time, 121 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,428 so pot-kettle, don't you think? 122 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:07,099 You are a mockery of everything divine. 123 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,934 Thank you. 124 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,937 Thank you, but lately I've been doing a fair amount of thinking. 125 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,939 Now, do you think I'm the Devil 126 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,440 because I'm inherently evil, 127 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,943 just because dear old Dad decided I was? 128 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,111 What exactly do you think happens 129 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,112 when the Devil leaves Hell? 130 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:22,572 (scoffs) 131 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,074 All of those demons, 132 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:26,660 all of those tormented and tortured souls, 133 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,578 where do you think they go? 134 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,957 Don't know, don't care. 135 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,250 Not my problem, brother. 136 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,170 So consider the position officially open. 137 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,547 And you, my feathered friend, can go to Hell. 138 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,801 (chuckles) 139 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,344 Yeah, try it. 140 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,806 You think Father's upset now. 141 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,432 (chuckles) 142 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,815 You know, he will not be merciful for much longer. 143 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,573 (music resumes at normal tempo) 144 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,295 Hey, you. 145 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,838 Remember me? 146 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,341 You're famous, aren't you? GIRL: Delilah! 147 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:23,967 LUCIFER: Delilah, isn't it? GIRL: I love you, Delilah! 148 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,845 Can I have your autograph? 149 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,348 (chuckles) If I can have a drink. 150 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:31,850 LUCIFER: So are you gonna tell me why you really came back? 151 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,935 There's something I need to know. 152 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,520 And what's that? 153 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:39,524 Did I... sell my soul to the Devil? 154 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,526 (chuckles) Well, that would imply 155 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,028 the Devil's actually interested in your soul. 156 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,365 Look, all I did was introduce you 157 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:48,867 to a few key people who owed me favors, that's all. 158 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,037 I mean, with all the good came a hell of a lot of bad. 159 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,706 Oh, right, so the Devil made you do it, did he? 160 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,042 The alcohol and the drugs, the topless selfies. 161 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,793 The choices are on you, my dear. 162 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,712 I mean, Jimmy Barnes? 163 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,422 I can't believe you almost married that sweaty little imp. 164 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,423 He produced my album. 165 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,134 You introduced me to him. 166 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,886 I suggested you work with him, not sleep with him. 167 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,512 Well, I got confused. 168 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:10,597 And then you left him at the altar. 169 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,099 Yeah, that was rude of me. 170 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,141 No, actually, I quite enjoyed that bit. 171 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,809 (both chuckle) 172 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,811 You know, he trapped me in the bathroom at the Grammys, 173 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,063 said he wanted to get back together. 174 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,147 Then I hear he's marrying 175 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,732 a supermodel-- this weekend. 176 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,359 And I'm jealous. 177 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:25,028 Oh, God, I'm a mess. 178 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,072 God has nothing to do with your mess. 179 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,656 Look... 180 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,078 You didn't sell your soul, Delilah. 181 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,537 You do owe me a favor. 182 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,248 I'm scared. 183 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,749 You should be. 184 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,084 Because what I'm about to ask you 185 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,377 is gonna be quite difficult for you. 186 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,922 Pull yourself together. 187 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,758 That's it, that's all I'm asking. 188 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,844 'Cause you're wasting your talent, your life. 189 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,055 Hmm? 190 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,935 You're human, darling. (chuckles) 191 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,187 I'm gonna do as you asked. 192 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,522 I'm gonna get it together. 193 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,817 Promise, Lucifer. 194 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,819 Look, it's not about me. 195 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:09,281 What happens now, that's up to you. 196 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,574 Okay? Yeah. 197 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,867 Come here, you. 198 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,080 (tires squealing) 199 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,591 (crash) 200 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,930 (gasps) 201 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,994 Oh, no, no, no, not yet. 202 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,912 (gasps) 203 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,164 What did you do? 204 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,623 I'm sorry. 205 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,709 "Sorry." 206 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,836 Why did you end her life? 207 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,838 Why else? 208 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,256 Money. 209 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,258 "Money." 210 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,678 Oh, it's times like this I wish I was still in Hell. 211 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,015 All the fun activities I'd have planned for you. 212 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,309 Hey, man, I just pulled the trigger. 213 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,189 (gasps, exhales weakly) 214 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,404 (siren wails in distance) 215 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,375 (helicopter whirring) 216 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,752 ♪ ♪ 217 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,384 (indistinct chatter) 218 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,220 (siren whooping) 219 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,854 (camera beeping, clicking) 220 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,566 (sirens whooping) 221 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,320 MAN: Want to hear what I've got so far? 222 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,866 Lieutenant said this is my case. 223 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,744 Yeah, Chloe, it is your case, 224 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,371 but try not to take too much time. 225 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,581 It's an easy one. 226 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,082 That's our bad guy. 227 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,001 Eddie Deacon, he's a low-level drug dealer. 228 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,503 I found these in his pocket, 229 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,464 and I found this in Delilah's purse, 230 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,048 so obviously drug-related. 231 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,092 She probably owed him a bunch of cash or something. 232 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,428 She's not exactly selling out stadiums these days. 233 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,596 How do you know he's low-level? 234 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,722 Look at his car. 235 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,391 Did you look at his watch? 236 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,641 That thing ain't cheap. 237 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,436 MAN: It's probably fake. 238 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,438 Look... 239 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,441 there's gonna be a lot of attention on this one, Chloe. 240 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,443 I wouldn't pick at it too hard. 241 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,111 Not after Palmetto Street. 242 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,030 I asked for this case because of Palmetto Street, Dan. 243 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,452 So, anyway, any witnesses? 244 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,204 LUCIFER: Lucifer Morningstar. 245 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,873 "Lucifer Morningstar"? 246 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,960 Is that, uh, a stage name or something? 247 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,795 (chuckles) God-given, I'm afraid. 248 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,005 You know, 249 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,089 you look familiar. 250 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,299 Have we met before? 251 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,051 Yeah, five minutes ago. 252 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,845 And I'm asking the questions. 253 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,139 Talk to me about your relationship with the victim. 254 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,558 Well, she used to work here a few years back. 255 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,977 I would occasionally accompany her while she sang. 256 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,439 Then she became a big star and someone decided to end her life. 257 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,065 Do you know the shooter? 258 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,775 No, but we did have an interesting little chat 259 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,944 just before he kicked off. 260 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,030 I asked him why he did it. 261 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,657 Huh, like to play cop, do you? 262 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,116 (laughs) 263 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,993 No, I just like to play in general, Detective. 264 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,453 What about you? 265 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,873 So, you had a conversation with a dead guy? 266 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,333 Oh, no, he wasn't quite dead. 267 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,376 His soul hadn't crossed the threshold. 268 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,129 I see. Did he tell you why he did it? 269 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,048 Why, money, of course. 270 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,300 You humans, you love your money, don't you? 271 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,885 Yes. 272 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,345 Yes, we do. 273 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,430 And, uh, what planet are you from-- London? 274 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,973 (laughs) 275 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,267 Yes, he also said, "I just pulled the trigger." 276 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,687 Now, don't you think that's interesting? 277 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,771 Delilah was shot to death by a drug dealer. 278 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,692 And looks like Delilah herself kept the guy pretty busy. 279 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,277 You know, it's sad, it's ugly, but it's not rocket science. 280 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,820 Something probably went south between them. 281 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,364 She gets riddled with bullets, 282 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,491 and a nice little act of God takes him out. 283 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,535 You know, it doesn't work like that, Detective. 284 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,370 It's quite a neatly wrapped little present 285 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,871 for the LAPD, don't you think? 286 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,707 Why don't you tell me something? 287 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,166 How does she end up 288 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,543 dying in a hailstorm of bullets, 289 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,294 and you get away without a scratch? 290 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,004 I think that's interesting. Don't you? 291 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,256 The benefits of immortality. 292 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,382 "Immortality." 293 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,717 Mm, of course, uh, 294 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,385 you spell that with one or two M's? 295 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,178 I always forget. 296 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,305 What will your corrupt little organization do about this? 297 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,558 Excuse me? 298 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,975 Will you find the person responsible? 299 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,060 Will they be punished? 300 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,687 Will this be a priority for you? 301 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,355 Because it is for me. 302 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,315 You got some balls on you, pal. 303 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,276 Oh, thank you very much, but they're really quite average. 304 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,818 I bet. 305 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,529 Now, are you sure that we haven't met? 306 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,448 I could swear I've seen you naked. 307 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,449 Have we had sex? 308 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,535 We're done here. 309 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,994 Uh, Detective, wait! 310 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,371 Someone out there needs to be punished. 311 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,665 We're not done. Yeah. Yeah, we are. 312 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,131 ♪ ♪ 313 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:23,219 ♪ Once in the evening ♪ 314 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,930 ♪ There was harmony... ♪ 315 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,600 If there is anyone here that would oppose this holy union, 316 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,351 speak now or forever hold your peace. 317 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,395 Excuse me. Yeah, I have a problem. 318 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,731 Has-has anyone else noticed 319 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,316 how incredibly, jaw-droppingly, 320 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,610 loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is 321 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,403 and how short, sweaty 322 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,739 and altogether fugly this homunculus is? 323 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,783 I mean, what is this-- a wedding or a kidnapping? 324 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:45,908 Do you know what I mean? 325 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,621 Yeah, good luck with that, Padre. 326 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,164 Ooh, why you're at it, say hey for me. 327 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,416 It's been a while. (chuckles) 328 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,959 Jimmy Barnes! 329 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,294 Remember me? 330 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,504 Hey, man, this is a private event. 331 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,797 How did you get in here? 332 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,173 Yeah, and quite a lavish one 333 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,467 for a record producer on the outs. 334 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,093 You do remember me, don't you? 335 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,637 Yeah, yeah, I remember you. 336 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,139 Now, what do you want? I'm a little busy. 337 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,391 Well, I can't believe that you're getting married 338 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:13,019 the day after your ex-fiancée and once brightest star 339 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,853 was murdered in cold blood. 340 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,481 JIMMY: Yeah, that's very sad. 341 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,483 But you know what, she ruined my wedding once. 342 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,151 I'm not about to let that happen again. 343 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,820 It's hard to be rejected, isn't it, Jimmy? 344 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,029 Twice. (chuckles) 345 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,405 JIMMY: What? 346 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,948 Well, you tried to get her back recently. 347 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,659 I mean, I'd kill someone if they denied me once. 348 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,160 Not that that's possible. 349 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,705 So, come on, what do you say, Jimbo, huh? 350 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,373 Did you want her dead? 351 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,167 Look, stop looking at me that way, you freak. 352 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,211 I am not playing that mind game with you. 353 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,462 No, of course not! 354 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,005 I was furious and I was humiliated 355 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,049 when she dumped me, but I think, I-I think 356 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,843 I've rebounded pretty well. 357 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,969 Yes, clearly. Respect. 358 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,847 JIMMY: Should go play your mind games 359 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,014 with 2Vile. 360 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,725 The rapper? Come on. 361 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,476 Delilah dumped me for that lunatic. 362 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,853 They were always fighting. 363 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,479 He slapped her around a bunch. 364 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,648 He surrounds himself with gun-toting morons 24-7. 365 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,567 He is the real deal. 366 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,276 Right. 367 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,696 Sorry, how rude. 368 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,531 Allow me to introduce myself. 369 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,534 Lucifer Morningstar. 370 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,537 I really don't want to have sex with him tonight. 371 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,539 (congregation gasping) 372 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,332 Oh, my... 373 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,792 I'm sorry, I... 374 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,335 I can't believe I just said that. 375 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,003 LUCIFER: Oh, no, no, no. Let's be honest here. 376 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,839 I mean, you're not marrying this human stain 377 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,883 'cause you're actually in love with him, right? 378 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,175 God no. No. 379 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,343 Right. 380 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,762 (claps) Well, I should get going. 381 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,179 Ooh! 382 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,557 Best of luck with you crazy kids, all right? 383 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,934 ("Devil's Haircut" by Beck playing) 384 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:38,605 ♪ Something's wrong 'cause my mind is fading ♪ 385 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,567 ♪ And everywhere I look, there's a dead end waiting ♪ 386 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,404 ♪ Temperature's dropping at the rotten oasis ♪ 387 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,323 (doorbell rings) ♪ Stealing kisses from the leperous faces... ♪ 388 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,243 Good afternoon, sir. 389 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,745 Yes, I'm here to see the man 390 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,455 sadly known as 2Vile-- is he in? 391 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,457 I'm sorry, sir. He's unavailable. 392 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,041 He's in mourning, I'm afraid. 393 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,168 Right. I have narcotics for him. 394 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,422 Right this way, sir. 395 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,467 ♪ Hold up, it's the game, it chose us ♪ 396 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,553 ♪ Pioneers started on my corner like the Cold Crush ♪ 397 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,890 ♪ Had smokers lining up the block like a gold rush... ♪ 398 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,225 Here you go, baby. 399 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,437 Can someone please turn down this god-awful music! 400 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,647 Hello, disc jockey! 401 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,607 Thank you. 402 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,233 Who's this clown? 403 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,235 He has narcotics for you, sir. 404 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,405 My name is Lucifer Morningstar. 405 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,491 "Lucifer Morningstar"? 406 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,951 (laughs) 407 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,828 Now, that's a good hip-hop name. 408 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,120 Well, that offends me. 409 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,332 What, you don't like hip-hop? 410 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,792 No, I most certainly do not. 411 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,419 Well, that offends me. 412 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,090 You have a problem with black people? 413 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,258 No, not in the slightest. 414 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,426 I just hate your music. 415 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,261 (laughs) And when I say 416 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,763 "your music," I mean your music. 417 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,807 Not the music made by other black people. 418 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,476 Without the blues, there'd be no devil's music whatsoever. 419 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,436 There are, of course, many giants in the field. 420 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,980 Just not you-- am I being clear? 421 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,606 (chuckles) Yeah, you're being clear all right. 422 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,608 Good. If you're looking 423 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,025 to get yourself killed. 424 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,530 (guns clicking) 425 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,532 Yes, well, don't waste your munitions-- I'm immortal. 426 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,117 Tell me about Delilah. 427 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,911 You ain't seen the news? 428 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,538 Bitch is dead. 429 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,166 (others gasping, murmuring) 430 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,960 (gunshots) 431 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,046 Don't shoot, you idiot! 432 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,466 I didn't kill her. Why should I believe you? 433 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,426 Because I loved the girl. 434 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,178 People sometimes kill people with whom they're in love. 435 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,138 The heart's mysterious. 436 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,849 So I'm told. Ain't like that. 437 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,226 Girl made me crazy! 438 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,853 Women can do that. 439 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,187 Doesn't mean you should beat them up, does it? 440 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,189 We worked that out a long time ago. 441 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,316 I hit her once 'cause I found out she was cheating on me. 442 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,783 All right. 443 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,159 With whom? 444 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,369 I don't know. I don't know. 445 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,746 She wouldn't tell me, all right? 446 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,039 Said it was a big secret, 447 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,541 some-some, uh, rich married guy. 448 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,418 Well, does she have a friend that she might've confided in? 449 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,711 She didn't trust no one, man. 450 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,337 Uh, uh, her therapist. 451 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,172 Her therapist is probably the only one who knows. 452 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,174 She-she's some, uh, uh, Dr. Linda 453 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,718 in-in Beverly Hills. 454 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,595 Saw her, like, five times a week on the DL. 455 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,513 Used a fake name, everything. 456 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,682 Oh, did she now? 457 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,435 Well, thank you for your time. 458 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,938 CHLOE: LAPD! Guns down. 459 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,105 On the floor, down! 460 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,565 You two against the wall. 461 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,109 Detective, welcome to the party. 462 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,611 Grab the bucket, collect the guns. 463 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,613 Now! 464 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,281 You sly dog, you did listen to me. 465 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,574 I ran the dead guy's cell phone. 466 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,367 2Vile was the last person he called. 467 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,744 Come on, man. 468 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,913 What I find highly interesting 469 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,790 is how you made the connection on your own. 470 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,332 Well, I've been busy, my dear. 471 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,961 Talk to me about Delilah. 472 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,754 We've been over that one, Detective. 473 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,255 And why you called the shooter 474 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,007 two days before she was murdered. 475 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,426 Fine. Yeah, I called Eddie 'cause he hooks me up sometimes. 476 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,928 He met Delilah through me. 477 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,138 Whatever. Don't make me a killer, do it? 478 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,766 No, but it does make you a suspect. 479 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,060 What, so everyone on Eddie's phone's a suspect? 480 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,436 Are you joking? 481 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,772 You gonna drag half of Hollywood downtown. 482 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,607 Be like the Oscars or something. 483 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,985 Wait, aren't you that chick from that film? 484 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,820 Hmm, what's this? What film? 485 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,279 You used to be an actress or something, right? Yeah. 486 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,448 That teen movie-- I forget what it's called. 487 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,034 Of course. Hot Tub High School. 488 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,368 That's where I know you from. 489 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,954 Let's just stick to my questions, shall we? So... 490 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,122 The one with the famous nude scene, 491 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,665 coming out of the hot tub! 492 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,291 It was, like, a complete Fast Times rip-off. 493 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,835 She was, like, the new Phoebe Cates! 494 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,294 Thanks, I appreciate that. 495 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,337 That was quite a nude scene. 496 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,880 I have far too many bullets 497 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,548 in this thing for you to still be talking. 498 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,134 You, we need to have a conversation right now. 499 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,011 LUCIFER: That's a waste of time, Detective. 500 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,219 I've just threatened his life-- he's not our guy. 501 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,513 He would've said, trust me. 502 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,640 You did what? 503 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,809 Yeah, isn't that illegal? 504 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,602 Uh, little bit, yeah. 505 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,979 You stay put. 506 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,147 You, you're coming with me. 507 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:50,731 What? Ooh. (laughs) 508 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,483 With pleasure. 509 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,360 At least, perhaps now, you'll listen to me. 510 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,779 Although, I'm not quite sure why I'm being arrested. 511 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,197 Because you're interfering with a police investigation. 512 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,575 You've broken I can't even count how many laws. 513 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,827 And you pissed me off. 514 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,286 Right, I can get out of these, you know? 515 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,371 Funny. 516 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,167 How'd you do that? 517 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,710 (sighs) Come on, we're wasting time. 518 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,170 We should be out there solving a homicide 519 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,172 and punishing those responsible. 520 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,548 "We"? You're insane. 521 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,508 I'm taking you in. Get in the car. 522 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,676 No, that's boring. 523 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,178 Not to mention pointless. 524 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,013 Come on, I'll help you. It'll be fun. 525 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,639 How could you possibly help me? 526 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:24,932 I have a certain skill set. 527 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,018 I can be very persuasive with people 528 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,395 and tend to see things that others cannot. 529 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,189 So, you're psychic or something? 530 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,733 No, I can't read people's minds. I'm not a Jedi. 531 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,193 People just like to tell me things. 532 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,028 Hmm, just-just tell you things? 533 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,696 Just confess their sins, just like that? 534 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,114 No, not their sins. 535 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,407 I have no power over people's sins. 536 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,909 I actually get a bad rap for that. 537 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,493 I have the ability 538 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,662 to draw out people's forbidden desires. 539 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,997 The more simple the human, 540 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,456 the easier it is. 541 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,583 The more complex, the more challenging 542 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,085 and exciting, really. 543 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,545 But no, the actual sins, the sins are on you people. 544 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,838 "You people"? 545 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,049 I got it. 546 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,717 I got it! The name? 547 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,135 The whole Lucifer thing? 548 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,887 And desire's, like, your superpower. 549 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,347 Mm, it's more like a gift from God really. 550 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,558 Okay, look. 551 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,061 Tell me, Detective, 552 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,231 what do you desire more than anything else in this life? 553 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,858 This is it? This is your big trick? 554 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,699 (sighs) 555 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,910 I guess, when I was a little girl, 556 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,747 I... always wanted to be a cop like my daddy, 557 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,918 so that... that one day I could help people and... 558 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,377 and be taken seriously... 559 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,799 ...when I say to shut up and get in the damn car. 560 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,388 You're not, like, a Jedi or something, are you? 561 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,599 Get in the car. 562 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,809 No, no, no, no, no. Look. 563 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,018 I know something you don't know. 564 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,770 Really? What's that? 565 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,396 Won't say unless you take me with you on this. 566 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,942 Please, come on. I got to 2Vile, didn't I? 567 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,610 Why do you care about this so much? 568 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,653 About Delilah? 569 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,033 Look, I just... I just do. 570 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,701 Look, if I hadn't meddled with her career, 571 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,037 maybe she wouldn't have died. 572 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,080 Okay. 573 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,623 Okay, fine-- but if this 574 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,625 little clue thing of yours doesn't pan out, 575 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,961 these are going back on, and they're gonna stay on. 576 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,087 Is that a promise? 577 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,343 CHLOE: Yeah, therapist in Beverly Hills 578 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,553 with the first name Linda. 579 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,930 See if Delilah was a client. 580 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,265 Ah-ah, actually, she had a pseudonym, 581 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,599 which I also happen to know. 582 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:31,934 I'm quite good at this, aren't I? 583 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,770 Uh, Penny Lane. Okay. 584 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,730 Delilah may have gone by Penny Lane. Thanks. 585 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,443 Don't look so smug. 586 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,611 Nothing's panned out yet. 587 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,238 No, no, no, it's not that. 588 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,572 It's just that I knew that I recognized you. 589 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,033 Right. 590 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,701 Right, you've seen my boobies. 591 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,702 It's exciting. 592 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,786 What, are you 12? 593 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,412 So is the, uh... is the movie 594 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,497 why you've got such a chip on your shoulder? 595 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,500 Uh, it's low on the list 596 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,127 of things I have to live down, I guess. Right. 597 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,462 Attractive female cop struggling to be taken seriously 598 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,089 in a man's man's world-- that it? 599 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,758 Yeah, something like that. 600 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,510 Well, they're threatened. 601 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,971 You're clearly smart and have notable instincts. 602 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,472 Ignore them. Trust yourself. 603 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,100 (cell phone rings) 604 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,811 Detective Decker. 605 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,063 All right, text it to me. 606 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,564 Thanks. 607 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,149 What's that? 608 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,483 (sighs) 609 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,152 What you were saying stands up. 610 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,486 There's a Penny Lane who sees 611 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,155 a Dr. Linda Martin in Beverly Hills. 612 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,406 Excellent. I'll clear my schedule. 613 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,742 (cell phone rings) 614 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,743 Ooh, someone's popular. 615 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,744 Please stop talking. 616 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,662 Hello. 617 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,122 What? You're kidding me. Is she okay? 618 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,625 Oh, of course he's not there. 619 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,002 Thanks. 620 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,004 We got to make a pit stop. 621 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,547 What? No, absolutely not. 622 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,674 My kid got into a fight. I got to pick her up. 623 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,301 What, can't she get herself home? 624 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,761 She's seven. 625 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,137 Look, I'm not here to help you run errands. 626 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,597 I'm here to help you solve a homicide. 627 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,224 Really? 628 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,271 ("Sinister Kid" by the Black Keys playing) 629 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:05,778 CHLOE: All right. 630 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,321 Wait here. 631 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,655 With pleasure. 632 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,283 Despise children. 633 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,034 ♪ Yeah ♪ 634 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:15,662 ♪ A sinister kid is a kid who ♪ 635 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,999 ♪ Runs to meet his Maker ♪ 636 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:22,128 ♪ A drop-dead sprint from the day he's born ♪ 637 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,131 ♪ Straight into his Maker's arms ♪ 638 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:29,135 ♪ And that's me, that's me ♪ 639 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,762 ♪ The boy with a broken halo. ♪ 640 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,736 I don't think you're allowed to smoke in here. 641 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,657 Oh, dear, what will become of me? 642 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,659 My mother is a police officer. 643 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,411 She could arrest you. 644 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,745 (lighter snaps shut) 645 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,248 Oh, I think I might know your mother. 646 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,707 What's your name? 647 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,418 Lucifer. 648 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,211 (whispering): Like the Devil? 649 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,005 Exactly. 650 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:09,883 My name's Beatrice, but everybody calls me Trixie. 651 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,927 That's a hooker's name. 652 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,220 What's a hooker? 653 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,222 Ask your mother. 654 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:18,267 So... why are you in trouble? 655 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,186 See that girl over there? 656 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,063 She was bullying me. 657 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:24,731 She created a fake Snapchat account 658 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,484 and used it to make fun of me. 659 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:30,737 So... I kicked her in the no-no-touch-touch square. 660 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,367 Oh. Oh, I see. 661 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,286 Well played. 662 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,578 Well played, indeed. 663 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,250 Hello, mean girl. 664 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,213 Did you know there's a special section of Hell 665 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,339 reserved for bullies? 666 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,508 So have fun. 667 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,886 (screams) 668 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,265 What did you do? 669 00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,267 Oh... 670 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,602 I just think someone's feeling a little guilty. 671 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:06,857 (school bell rings) 672 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:12,946 Hi, Daddy. 673 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,281 Hi, munchkin. 674 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,491 CHLOE: Wow, shocker, you're late. 675 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:16,616 Come on, give me a break. 676 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,035 I'm putting a case to bed. 677 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,412 Right, like I'm not working a case, too. 678 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,997 Oh, yeah, the one you tried to steal from me. 679 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,457 You mean the open and shut one. 680 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,502 You did open and shut it, right? 681 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,462 I'm being diligent, Dan. It's a high-profile case. 682 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,297 Exactly, which is why you need to be smart about it. 683 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,174 She is smart. You're the dimwit. 684 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:35,219 Perhaps you should refrain from arguing in front of the child. 685 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,178 It's unbecoming. 686 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,765 I don't know whether to laugh or to shoot you. 687 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,683 Surprise me. 688 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,270 Isn't he funny, Daddy? 689 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,771 CHLOE: Hey, can you, uh, drop Trix at my mom's? 690 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,356 We got to go. Thank you. 691 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,358 Trixella, give Mommy a kiss. 692 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,360 I love you so much. 693 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,028 Good job standing up to the mean girl. 694 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,363 Thanks, Mommy. 695 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,156 What's a hooker? 696 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,953 Daddy will tell you. 697 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,042 Bye, Lucifer. 698 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,335 It was nice meeting you. 699 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,130 CHLOE: Hmm. 700 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,548 Think she likes you. 701 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,174 Of course she does-- what's not to like? 702 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,269 Was your offspring planned or a mistake? 703 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,481 Planned, sort of. 704 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:30,399 Really? 705 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:31,817 'Cause I've never understood the human desire to procreate. 706 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,402 That's probably a good thing. 707 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:35,070 I mean, children are hideous little creatures, 708 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,572 terrible, taxing burdens. 709 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,574 Mmm. Mmm. 710 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,326 Oh, um, yours is fine. 711 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,744 I mean, you know, nothing to crow about, 712 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:44,246 but nothing to be too embarrassed about, either, 713 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,872 so that's quite good, isn't it? 714 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,375 Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound? 715 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,335 No. 716 00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:53,671 Speaking of dicks... 717 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:55,215 why was that ex-husband of yours 718 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:56,634 pressuring you to close the case? 719 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,471 No reason. 720 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,640 Strange. 721 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,099 Yes, you are. 722 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,478 Did my father send you? 723 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,979 (door opens) 724 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,731 Okay, Detectives, I'll see you now. 725 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,066 CHLOE: Thank you. 726 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,401 Oh. "Detectives." 727 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,613 CHLOE: Dr. Martin, I'd like to ask you 728 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:19,239 a few questions about Delilah. 729 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:26,539 You're thinking about it, aren't you? 730 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,705 What? 731 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:28,874 Yes, I wouldn't recommend it. 732 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,209 I'm like walking heroin. 733 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,211 Very habit-forming. It never ends well. 734 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,795 (sighs) 735 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,881 I'm sorry, do... do you two know each other? 736 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:37,715 No, no, but I know that look. 737 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,344 I don't know what you're talking about. 738 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,055 That is interesting 739 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,558 'cause... you don't look at me that way. 740 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:47,601 What way? With carnal fascination. 741 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,562 That's 'cause it doesn't exist. 742 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,230 No, you see, that's just it-- with most women, it does. 743 00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,065 I tend to appeal to the dark, mischievous hearts 744 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:56,318 in all of you, but you, Detective, 745 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,404 you seem oddly immune to my charms. 746 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:01,407 Referring to them as "charms," I think, is a bit of a stretch. 747 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,075 Truth be told, I find you repulsive. 748 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,743 Like, on a chemical level. 749 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:05,785 That's fascinating. 750 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,746 LUCIFER: Now, tell me, Linda... 751 00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:10,583 You say it's fascinating, 752 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:13,419 and yet I can see that it disturbs you, doesn't it? 753 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,921 Deeply. 754 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:17,755 CHLOE: Dr. Martin, 755 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:19,883 we know that, um, Delilah was having a clandestine affair 756 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,719 with a wealthy married man, so if you just 757 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,762 tell us his name, we will be on our way. 758 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,764 I'm sorry, I can't do that. 759 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:27,433 Oh, she's one of the complex ones. 760 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:28,892 Linda, 761 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,270 darling, why don't you tell me? Hmm? 762 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,271 Well, I can't. 763 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:33,439 (Lucifer chuckles) 764 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,941 I want to, but I can't. 765 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,401 (laughs) 766 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,361 (laughing): Oh, you're the devil. 767 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,614 (chuckles) Correct. 768 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,282 Now, come on, Dr. Martin. 769 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,950 I know you want to. 770 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:47,953 Oh, man, and it's really, really juicy, too. 771 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,121 Ooh, I bet it is. 772 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,414 No, I can't. 773 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:51,749 What did you do to her? 774 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,999 Did you roofie her? 775 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,293 Oh, no, it's not her fault. 776 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,419 She's just reacting to me. 777 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,463 Just watch and learn, okay? 778 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:58,797 Right, the answer is yes, 779 00:29:58,838 --> 00:30:01,133 we can take a trip to pound town if we must, 780 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:05,137 but first, you're gonna have to tell us, Linda, okay? 781 00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:06,804 (moaning): Um... 782 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:09,475 (chuckles) 783 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:13,228 Okay... (chuckles) it's Grey Cooper. 784 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,896 Grey Cooper? 785 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,064 Seriously? 786 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,524 That is juicy. 787 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,276 Grey Cooper, the actor? 788 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,444 The one who's married to Amanda what's-her-chops? 789 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,779 Yeah, yeah. 790 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,572 Oh, no, he's horrible. 791 00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:27,242 So square-jawed, so handsome, so vanilla. 792 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,827 Oh, I'm really quite disappointed in Delilah. 793 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:32,456 That's truly terrible taste in the opposite sex. 794 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:33,749 Thank you very much, Dr. Martin. 795 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:34,832 We'll be in touch. 796 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,251 All right, we got to go. 797 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,337 Yes, of course, but I... I made a deal, 798 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,339 so I'm gonna have to hold up my end of the bargain. 799 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,757 You wouldn't mind waiting outside? 800 00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:43,342 Are you seriously talking 801 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,135 about having sex with her right now? 802 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,012 Well, it won't take long. I do yoga. 803 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:52,017 Hot... yoga. 804 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,687 I'm freakishly flexible. 805 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:55,937 Want to see? 806 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,025 Wow! 807 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,987 (chuckles) 808 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,699 I really tried to keep that one in. 809 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,368 Well, you tried-- that's what matters. 810 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,828 Uh, look, I'm really sorry, 811 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,788 but I'm gonna have to take a rain check. 812 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:13,913 I will be back, okay? 813 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:14,998 I certainly hope so. 814 00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:18,168 My word is my bond. 815 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:23,881 ♪ It's always something ♪ 816 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,843 ♪ Before the late night ♪ 817 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,594 ♪ Around the corner... ♪ 818 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,888 LUCIFER: Excuse me! Excuse me. 819 00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:32,224 Ah, excuse me. Thank you. 820 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,560 Hey, hey, sir. 821 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,645 (tires squealing, gunfire) 822 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:43,569 Who the (bell rings) is this guy? 823 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,987 What the hell are you doing? 824 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,197 CHLOE: Excuse me. Excuse me. 825 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,574 Sorry. Excuse me. 826 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,701 Sorry, he's with me. 827 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:54,204 That's not Grey Cooper. 828 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,539 No, of course not. 829 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,832 What the hell is this? 830 00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:58,584 We need to speak with Mr. Cooper. 831 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:04,423 God, Delilah, yeah, heard about that this morning. 832 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:05,674 I can't believe it. 833 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,843 We did a movie together last year. 834 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:08,927 Got pretty close. 835 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:11,054 Lovers? Friends. 836 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,598 Friends who were lovers? 837 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:13,724 CHLOE: Settle down. 838 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:15,434 I'll handle the questions. 839 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:17,060 Mr. Cooper, when did you last have contact with Delilah? 840 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,604 Well, actually, I just have one more question 841 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,105 before you proceed with the boring ones. 842 00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:22,775 Tell me, Mr. Cooper, 843 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:25,026 what do you want more than anything in this world? 844 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,028 What's your deepest, darkest desire? 845 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,365 You close your eyes, what do you see? 846 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:34,828 I'm the president of the United States of America. 847 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,871 Ha! 848 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,249 Well, who's the Devil now, eh? 849 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,293 Those are some pretty big aspirations there, 850 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:43,670 Mr. Cooper. (chuckles) Well, after the acting 851 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,589 and stuff. No need 852 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,966 to be embarrassed. Hell, if Arnold can do it, right? 853 00:32:48,007 --> 00:32:49,927 (chuckles) Now, you wouldn't want any nasty secrets 854 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,428 screwing that up for you, though, would you? 855 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,012 Is there a point to this? 856 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,474 Mr. Cooper, were you having an affair with Delilah? 857 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,767 AMANDA: Honey! 858 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,310 Have you been getting my texts? 859 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,561 I thought they were breaking you for lunch 860 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:00,729 like a half hour ago. 861 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:02,815 What's going on? 862 00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:05,317 These people are detectives. 863 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,568 Real ones? 864 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,445 We have some questions about Delilah. 865 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,530 Oh. Oh. Yes, it's so sad. 866 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:11,698 Yeah. Very sad. 867 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,159 Your watch, where'd you get that? 868 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:16,662 Oh, it's a prop. 869 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:17,830 AMANDA: No, that's the one 870 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:18,914 Delilah gave you, isn't it? 871 00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,123 For Time Will Tell? 872 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,501 GREY: Right. That's the movie 873 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,837 that we did. It was a wrap gift. 874 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:27,172 (chuckles) Yeah. She buy a $10,000 watch 875 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,674 for the whole crew? Uh, no. 876 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,884 Just me, as far as I know. 877 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,178 'Cause we were, you know, 878 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,138 costars and everything. 879 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,140 You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying 880 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,475 if you want to be president. 881 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,811 I know, right? 882 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,604 So you were sleeping with her, then, yeah? 883 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,941 Oh, yeah. (chuckles) (laughing) 884 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,532 Crap. I just said that in front of people. 885 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,158 Whatever. It's not like I didn't know. 886 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,827 God, you are a terrible liar. 887 00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:58,203 And actor, by the way. 888 00:33:58,244 --> 00:33:59,997 You knew? Of course. 889 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,041 Why else do you think I've been sleeping with Bobby? 890 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:04,209 Are you serious? 891 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,211 Oh, yeah. And it is good. 892 00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:08,714 Mmm. I climb that man like a tree. 893 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:09,715 Right, Bobby? 894 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,383 GREY: My bodyguard? 895 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,343 What a cliché. 896 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,387 Oh, I'm a cliché? Well, you're a dick. 897 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:16,346 Oh, boy. 898 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,558 Hey, guys... Come on! 899 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,227 Hey, guys. Arrest them. 900 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:24,396 Seriously? (grunting) 901 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,439 One of them's got to be guilty. 902 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,696 ♪ ♪ 903 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:36,491 ♪ Hit me point-blank, hit me point-blank ♪ 904 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,326 ♪ Hit me point-blank... ♪ 905 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,829 Thanks. (sighs) 906 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:45,208 So, Grey and Amanda have zero connection to the shooter. 907 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,045 (sighs) But the shooter had the same watch as Grey. 908 00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,922 That can't be a coincidence. 909 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:54,509 Maybe Delilah gave him one, too, like kind of a go-to gift. I... 910 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,928 Well, that would imply she was actually 911 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:57,012 sleeping with that maggot. 912 00:34:57,054 --> 00:34:58,847 Really? 913 00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:01,850 Jimmy, 2Vile, Grey Cooper. 914 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,810 That's three other maggots she's sleeping with. 915 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,562 I don't think there's a lot of discretion going on with her. 916 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,646 Yeah. I suppose you got a point. 917 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,190 (chuckles softly) 918 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,359 God, what am I doing here? 919 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,987 Wrong deity, but, yes, that is the eternal question. 920 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,782 (chuckles) No. I mean here, in a bar, 921 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,033 with you. Well, I don't know. 922 00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:19,868 You tell me, Detective. 923 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:22,203 I mean, despite your proclaimed revulsion, 924 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,873 you can't deny that there's a connection between us. 925 00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:27,793 Tell me, what do you actually want? 926 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:30,879 You mean what do I desire more than anything else 927 00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:32,839 in this life? Yes. 928 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,716 Mm-hmm. No tricks. Not that they work on you, you freak. 929 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:35,842 (chuckles) 930 00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,596 Seriously. I'm curious. 931 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,139 I don't know. 932 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,891 What-what I told you's true. 933 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:45,769 I-I really do want to help people. 934 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,521 My father was a cop. 935 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,065 He was a great cop. 936 00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:51,900 My mother was an actress. 937 00:35:51,942 --> 00:35:53,401 Really cheesy one. (chuckles) 938 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:56,571 I tried the acting thing. I took off my top. 939 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:59,032 Wasn't really contributing to the betterment of society. 940 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,200 I disagree. I love that movie. 941 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,410 (chuckles) 942 00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:03,745 So I quit. 943 00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:05,831 Decided to become a cop like my dad 944 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,874 and, uh, dealt with the whole Hot Tub High School thing, 945 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,626 until, um, 946 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,837 I became a detective and found a whole new way 947 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,213 to ostracize myself. Ah, the... 948 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:16,633 reason your ex-maggot was pressuring you 949 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,259 to close this? 950 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:19,845 Yeah. Yeah. 951 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,055 Exactly. There was a case, 952 00:36:22,097 --> 00:36:24,933 a shooting on Palmetto Street where a cop was shot, 953 00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,226 and I saw it differently than pretty much everyone 954 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,270 in my department, including my ex. 955 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,981 And I stuck my neck out, 956 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,066 and it backfired. 957 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,234 And, uh, now... 958 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,904 (chuckles) no one wants to work with me. 959 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,698 Well, I'm available. 960 00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:43,409 Too bad your little protégé 961 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,619 isn't around to collect the check. 962 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:45,787 REPORTER: The soundtrack album 963 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,122 for the movie Time Will Tell 964 00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:48,123 has reached number 15 965 00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:49,791 on the Billboard charts 966 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,543 and is still climbing. Song and record sales... 967 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,711 Oh, wow. 968 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,172 What? 969 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,217 Delilah didn't give that watch to the drug dealer. 970 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,808 ♪ Got a heavy load, sometimes I wonder... ♪ 971 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,810 Stop, stop, stop! 972 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,478 (music stops) What is it? You got a gerbil in your throat? What's going on? 973 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,815 Hello, Jimmy. 974 00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,483 Really? 975 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,152 How's the album sales doing? 976 00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:19,071 What album? 977 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,947 Soundtrack to Time Will Tell, which you produced. 978 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:24,325 Whitney Houston hit the top ten for album sales after her death. 979 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,327 Michael Jackson hit the stratosphere. 980 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:29,330 Not sure you'll achieve such heights having Delilah killed, 981 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:32,542 but that sure is a boatload of royalty checks headed your way. 982 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:36,004 Guess you really needed the cash, huh? 983 00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:39,298 Which is why you had to pay the shooter with your watch. 984 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,509 The watch Delilah gave you. Now, that's just sick. 985 00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:43,136 But then you are, so... 986 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,472 (gun clicks) 987 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,515 Hey, Jimmy? 988 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,017 I made her, and she ruined me. 989 00:37:49,059 --> 00:37:52,020 She humiliated me. She owes me. 990 00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:53,813 You're not God, Jimmy. You didn't make her. 991 00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:56,191 But you did destroy her. 992 00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:58,068 So I'm gonna punish you. 993 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,737 You back off, you freak. I mean it. 994 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,073 I am not going to jail for that bitch. No chance. 995 00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:04,532 Listen to him, Lucifer. Back off. 996 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,243 I told you, it's fine. I'm immortal. 997 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,372 Why did you do that? 998 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,416 He was gonna kill you. No, no, no, 999 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,419 no, no, no. You just... you just let him off too easy. 1000 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,421 He needs to pay! He needs to suffer! 1001 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,090 He needs to feel the pain, 1002 00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,592 not escape it! Don't worry. 1003 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,928 I'm sure where he's going, the pain's coming. 1004 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,763 No. No, it's not, actually. 1005 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,932 And you know why? Because I'm here and he's... 1006 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,934 (gunshots) (gasps) 1007 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,565 (gasping) 1008 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:40,277 Chloe. 1009 00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:41,611 (gasping) 1010 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,281 (weakly): I don't want to die. 1011 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,866 I won't let you. 1012 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,620 Your father will just have to wait for you. 1013 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,207 (gunshots) (groaning) 1014 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:59,045 Just... give me one second. 1015 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:01,714 (gunshots) 1016 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,094 (grunts) 1017 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,262 JIMMY: No, please! No, no, 1018 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:09,430 please! Please. 1019 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,891 Please don't kill me. 1020 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,059 Oh, Jimmy. 1021 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,980 You're gonna wish that's all 1022 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,482 I did to you. (screaming) 1023 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:35,581 LUCIFER: Well, 1024 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,168 look who's back. 1025 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:42,255 (groans) 1026 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:47,135 How long have I been out? 1027 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:49,888 (sighs) Three years. 1028 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,307 What? 1029 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:53,350 (chuckling) 1030 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,103 You're such an ass. 1031 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,022 Thank you. Oh, God. 1032 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,609 He was firing at you. 1033 00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:06,821 Why aren't you... 1034 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,656 more dead? 1035 00:40:08,698 --> 00:40:11,034 You're having a very hard time with the immortal thing, 1036 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,203 aren't you? 1037 00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:14,579 (sighs) 1038 00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:18,166 What happened with Jimmy? Jimmy? 1039 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:20,668 Jimmy got what he deserved. 1040 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,379 Hmm? 1041 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,341 Well, I'm pretty sure I'd be dead 1042 00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:27,800 if you hadn't helped me, so... 1043 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:30,053 thank you. 1044 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,013 Sorry, what was that? That last bit. 1045 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,806 I didn't quite get that. 1046 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,642 Thank you. 1047 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,854 You're welcome. 1048 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,731 And, besides, you know, 1049 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,775 you're far too interesting to let die. 1050 00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:47,528 You saved my life because I'm interesting? 1051 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,572 Wildly irritating as well, but yes. 1052 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,615 (chuckles softly) 1053 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,744 So what now? 1054 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,204 Well, I mean, I've obviously proven myself 1055 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,580 to be an invaluable crime-fighting tool. 1056 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,665 You're a pariah in the department. 1057 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,167 I think this could be the start 1058 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,168 of a beautiful friendship. Don't you? 1059 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,170 Who the hell are you? 1060 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,423 I told you, I'm... 1061 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,924 Lucifer! 1062 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,219 Uh, yes. Hello, child. 1063 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:13,346 Um, just... Why don't you save 1064 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,181 some of this unpleasantness for your mother, yeah? 1065 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:16,433 (groans) Ooh. 1066 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:18,435 Sorry. Oh. 1067 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,561 God. Are you hurt? 1068 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,063 I'm okay. 1069 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,856 LUCIFER: Right. Well, I'd stay for 1070 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,733 the family reunion, but it's giving me terrible IBS. 1071 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:28,153 So, look forward to seeing you soon, Chloe. 1072 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,238 I don't. Bye, now. 1073 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,530 Glad you're not dead. 1074 00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:37,954 ♪ Always something before the late night ♪ 1075 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,206 ♪ Around the corner, there's always ♪ 1076 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:42,583 (distorting): ♪ Something waiting for you... ♪ 1077 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,877 (groans) Bloody hell. 1078 00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:52,593 What do you want from me? 1079 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:55,138 I've been watching you, Lucifer. 1080 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,098 You perv. And I'm not sure 1081 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,724 I like what I see. 1082 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,436 You're showing restraint, mercy. 1083 00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:04,605 You scared I'm turning my back on the dark side, bro? 1084 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:08,401 Lucifer, there is a balance here that we must maintain. 1085 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,987 I strongly suggest you do what I told you to do 1086 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,447 and go back to Hell. 1087 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:15,450 Don't threaten me, Amenadiel. 1088 00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:18,077 I mean, you don't want to start a war. 1089 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,331 I would love a war. 1090 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:23,458 (chuckling) 1091 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:26,336 Oh, Luci. 1092 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:29,922 My hatred for you grows stronger with every visit. 1093 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:33,176 Well, I wouldn't have it any other way, pal. 1094 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:36,262 I look forward to eating your heart one day. 1095 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:37,763 Peace. 1096 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,897 (wings flapping) 1097 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:47,940 Ugh. 1098 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:58,535 I sense your disapproval, Maze. 1099 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,537 What is it? 1100 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:06,042 I just can't understand why you would save a human life. 1101 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,503 Well, there's... something different about her 1102 00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:11,130 that I don't quite understand, and it vexes me. 1103 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:13,674 Maybe it's not her that's different. 1104 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:16,219 (chuckles) Is this where I'm supposed to ask, 1105 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:18,012 "Whatever do you mean?" 1106 00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:20,681 I'm worried the humans are rubbing off on you. 1107 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,934 Stop caring. 1108 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,020 You're the Devil. 1109 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,400 Yes, I am. 1110 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,360 ♪ ♪ 1111 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,040 Okay. Right. Uh... 1112 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:48,209 Here's the deal. We can have as much naked 1113 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,378 cuddle time as you desire, but... 1114 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:52,547 you're gonna have to listen to me, too. 1115 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:55,841 There's a few things that I'd like to discuss with you. 1116 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,178 You know, just a... an existential dilemma or two. 1117 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,388 Deal? 1118 00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:02,557 Yes. Lovely. 1119 00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:05,935 ♪ Oh, no, there ain't no rest for the wicked ♪ 1120 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,480 ♪ Until we close our eyes for good... ♪